Stuff I still want to do

I like horses.  Not as much as I like dogs, but close.  And I wish I knew how to ride a horse. And by ride I mean ride a horse.  Jumps. Runs. Enjoying the animal as it runs fast and exhilarating.  That’s what I want to do.  But in order to do those things I must first learn to ride. Then I must buy a horse that I can call my own and love and take care of and really appreciate.  Then I will purchase the necessary equine clothing to allow me to look the part.  Because when I’m riding fast, my hair blowing in the wind, making all the men want me and the women wish they were like me, I must look as good as my animal does!