Just another day in paradise

Today I had to take the dog to the vet. The dog, who is an otherwise normal animal, decided once she was in the car, that would be the perfect time to poo. Everywhere. And I was on the freeway, so it's not like I could pull over and clean it up. Needless to say, the Vet staff gave me some paper towels and a garbage bag. And a very wet towel. Then I drove to the store and bought some Resolve pet stain remover carpet cleaner and Fabreez. There are no stains in my carpet. But my car still reeks. The husband will need to clean the back carpet tonight with the machine. /whining about my life.